I’LL EAT WHEN I’M DEAD

Grand Central Publishing, May 2017

Two amateur detectives investigate the death of their friend and colleague in this playful, satirical take on a murder mystery, set at a women’s magazine called RAGE.

A highly polished satire... Hilarious.
— Sunday Times (UK)

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Barbara Bourland deftly tackles body-image issues with wit in this mystery.
— US Weekly
Barbara Bourland’s snarky debut novel manages to tackle the politics of fashion magazines, the pitfalls and pratfalls being a social media influencer, and the true dangers of the pressures put on women for their appearances and the very real threats to their mental and physical health. And yet Bourland walks the line between serious and comedy so deftly that anyone who has read a women’s magazine or caught an episode of America’s Next Top Model will understand the jokes and the lessons without conflict.
— Fortune, June 2018
DELECTABLE
— People

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The darker side of perfection is cast under the spotlight [in this] black comedy.
— Sunday Mirror (UK)
There are tantalizing glimpses of the vulnerability and insecurities beneath the surface... Death by beauty was never so much fun.
— Kirkus Reviews
A smart, satirical take on fashion and media that will have readers snorting with laughter.
— The New York Post
A smart feminist fashion manifesto packed with pulpy, sexy, murderous intrigue. Highly entertaining!
— Elizabeth L. Cline, author of Overdressed
Biting, funny, and brilliantly subversive; Bourland’s debut is like THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA meets AMERICAN PSYCHO.
— Louise O'Neill, Author of Only Ever Yours, Asking for It, and Almost Love
Sex. Drugs. Dries van Noten... A deft, smart, and hilarious debut.
— WEDNESDAY MARTIN, PHD, NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF PRIMATES OF PARK AVENUE
Readers will devour this mystery... What at first seems a death by natural causes turns into a murder that will have you guessing at whodunit up until the very end...A fun, witty, edge-of-your-seat ride. FOUR STARS.
— Romance Times